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Comic 218 - The first law..

4th Sep 2014, 12:00 AM
The first law..
Average Rating: 5 (16 votes)
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JacobJSebastian 4th Sep 2014, 12:23 AM edit delete reply

Flying purple murder turds?
jamie59 4th Sep 2014, 12:47 AM edit delete reply

Something about fans. It happened!
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 3:49 AM edit delete reply

Yep that it did ..
Sheela 5th Sep 2014, 5:59 AM edit delete reply

Maybe it was some rotating feces that was hit by the non-rotating wind oscillator, travelling at a high rate of speed ?
Haegan2005 4th Sep 2014, 12:48 AM edit delete reply

I don't care who you are, that is going to sting! The good colonel will not even attempt to dodge as he does not see that the aliens have any weapons.

Makes me wonder if he is going to try shooting with the other hand once his gun hand is incapacitated? Course I am assuming that the robot is aiming to put a hole through the arm that has the gun... The devious duo may have thrown us an oddball there.
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 3:49 AM edit delete reply

that all sounds like a valid plan :D
Vivocateur 4th Sep 2014, 1:07 AM edit delete reply

ouch!
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 3:50 AM edit delete reply

ouch indeed...
cattservant 4th Sep 2014, 1:29 AM edit delete reply

Fan impacted.
Secondary scatter
in progress.
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 3:51 AM edit delete reply

allll over the place..
Sheela 5th Sep 2014, 6:02 AM edit delete reply

The stationary fecal matter have suffered critical structural damage from the impacting wind oscillator unit, and can be located on the wall, the other wall, the floor *and* the ceiling.

Cleaning recommended!
plymayer 4th Sep 2014, 2:36 AM edit delete reply

Good old B-9 to the rescue! "WARNING, WARNING"
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 3:51 AM edit delete reply

heheh I remember that..
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 3:51 AM edit delete reply

well yeah sucking chest wounds are just mother natures little speed bumps..
mjkj 4th Sep 2014, 4:27 AM edit delete reply

Well, I just hope, Edict is aiming to disarm, not to kill...

...he must have...
Timotheus 4th Sep 2014, 5:28 AM edit delete reply

Aiming to disarm - aiming to remove the arm with the gun attached to it?
Stormwind13 4th Sep 2014, 6:58 AM edit delete reply

Well the Colonel is shooting with his artifical arm, Tim. So it COULD be removed.

I wonder if the robot can hit him. I don't think it is a combat unit, just a general purpose unit that has a laser. The Colonel should be LOTS more dangerous because of his training. If his delusions aren't messing with his reactions at least.
velvetsanity 4th Sep 2014, 11:14 AM edit delete reply

I'm not sure it's Edict. The tech called him 'Widget'
Stormwind13 4th Sep 2014, 5:51 PM edit delete reply

Good catch, velvet. Didn't look quite right, but it was early and I didn't want to comment on that until I was totally awake.
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 12:55 PM edit delete reply

Yep this bot is NOT Edict. his name is Widget .. :D
Tokyo Rose 5th Sep 2014, 12:30 AM edit delete reply

Right. One of the ship's maintenance bots.
Sheela 5th Sep 2014, 6:03 AM edit delete reply

He is in a combat frame though, right ?
Centcomm 5th Sep 2014, 6:32 AM edit delete reply

Yes all the Luna Star's bots are fully armored with combat plating and armed with utility lasers Edict has a full military Laser.. although the utility is nothing to laugh at .,. It can slice though steel within seconds.
DizzasterJuice 4th Sep 2014, 11:25 AM edit delete reply

And this is why guns and LSD don't mix.
One minute you're all "arrgh, invasion of the wriggly worms!" and the next you're shooting off your toes.
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 12:55 PM edit delete reply

Oh so very very true !!
Sheela 5th Sep 2014, 6:04 AM edit delete reply

o.O

*hides toes*

You can't have them!
shinka 4th Sep 2014, 1:16 PM edit delete reply

cool FX and action scenes.
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 1:36 PM edit delete reply

If you think this is cool wait till you see the next pages..
Matt Knab 4th Sep 2014, 4:52 PM edit delete reply

Please, do not look directly at the lasers. :)
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 5:59 PM edit delete reply

its a vision hazard you know.. have to be careful :D
Tokyo Rose 5th Sep 2014, 12:35 AM edit delete reply

It struck me as quite natural that maintenance bots would have various recorded warnings for the benefit of nearby humans. True, it really SHOULD have sounded off BEFORE the beam actually discharges, but I couldn't pass up the chance to put at least one tiny joke in before shit goes absolutely bananas.
Centcomm 5th Sep 2014, 3:56 PM edit delete reply

well to be fair it all happens so fast that by the time he got it out - hes already fired..
Stormwind13 4th Sep 2014, 5:57 PM edit delete reply

I think the sub-text pretty much says it ALL... "Oh no", INDEED! :-p
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 5:59 PM edit delete reply

yeah ... going to be .. interesting..
talantus 4th Sep 2014, 7:55 PM edit delete reply
ok i know the situation is drastic but still....

(SQUEAL!)!!!!!! laser!!
Centcomm 4th Sep 2014, 8:58 PM edit delete reply

Robots with lasers !!
MikeLinPA 5th Sep 2014, 2:46 PM edit delete reply
Robots with Frickin' Lasers!!
Centcomm 5th Sep 2014, 3:56 PM edit delete reply

Yep!!! :D
Quieteyes 6th Sep 2014, 9:52 AM edit delete reply
Obviously Widget is going for "light" damage. :-)
Stormwind13 7th Sep 2014, 10:26 PM edit delete reply

Quieteyes... Be QUIET! :-D

That was as bad as Cat!!!! Are you trying to take his pun crown away? :-)
Howard 5th Sep 2014, 9:10 PM edit delete reply
Yep should have listened about reading Data Chase and spoilers... Oh well still gonna be interesting to see how it plays out here.
Stormwind13 6th Sep 2014, 9:11 AM edit delete reply

LOL Howard. Possibly, but it is HARD to only read one Data Chasers page. At least I know I got sucked in and read them all. Then went back to read them again and comment on them.
Sleeper 7th Mar 2015, 8:50 PM edit delete reply

I love that final warning there.
Centcomm 7th Mar 2015, 8:54 PM edit delete reply

hes so polite ! :D
GhostRider 17th Nov 2015, 2:12 PM edit delete reply
*waves wand* Expeliarmas! Shit, that didn't work. Avada Kadavra!
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